"And I suppose you'll want to leave at the quack of dawn!"
Ron Ziggafoos, Hastings
Here are the other captions that did not win but are worth mentioning:

"Does he offer frequent flyer discounts." 

"Well, it's finally happened. Our instinct has gone extinct!"

"I always knew you were directionally challened."

See next Thursday's Tribune for another cartoon caption contest.
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