If the Vatican calls, tell them I’m golfing February 15, 2013
I’d start off this week by announcing my retirement, but I don’t know how to speak Latin. So I guess I have to come up with a few things to talk about. First and foremost, I really have to sharpen up on my astronomy. I was almost certain I had heard earlier this month that we — as in earthlings — were going to have a close encounter with an asteroid on Thursday of this week. Ends up it was today. You’ve probably already missed it. Read More>>> Catching the ads ... not the big game February 8, 2013
I open this week’s rambling with a pledge: If even half of my power goes out midway through writing this column, I promise to stick it out and finish, no matter how dim the lights go. Read More>>> Enjoy the Super Bowl — there, I’ve said it February 1, 2013
So, are you all ready for the Super Bowl? I can say that here, can’t I? Super Bowl? This is the editorial page, which is kind of like the news portion of the paper. It’s not advertising. So I bet I can say Super Bowl. I don’t have to say “Big Game.” Nope, for me it’s Super Bowl all the way. Read More>>> Give plaintiffs an inch, they’ll take a mile January 25, 2013
Imagine for a moment you’re in the legal profession and you’re about to ascend to a position you’ve always aspired to, a truly lofty goal. You’ve been appointed a judge. Doesn’t really matter at what level, all you know for sure is you are the judge. The ruler of the courtroom. The enforcer of laws and master of the wisdom of Solomon when it comes to making decisions. Read More>>> Music of ‘70s was better than this, right? January 18, 2013
I grew up in the 1970s. Well, if you want to consider that I was in junior high when the decade started and was working my second post-college job when it ended, then I “grew up” then. At the time, I didn’t think the music I was listening to was all that bad. That’s why last Saturday was a little surprising. Read More>>> Beware of TVs that cost more than a house January 11, 2013
It seems like it’s getting a little harder all the time for me to experience real “sticker shock.” You know the feeling — you see the price of something and go into wide-eyed, mouth-agape shock that it could actually cost that much. Read More>>> This holiday decor won’t put itself away January 4, 2013
Let’s ponder how the Christmas season ends, while I pat myself on the back for making it through the first full day of work after the 1st this week with writing 2013 every time it was appropriate — no 2012s to correct. Read More>>> Silver screen nice complement to red, green December 28, 2012
A while back in this space I was advocating a day off for everyone. I was proposing there be one day per year when all businesses — except the life-and-death essentials — close for a day and give everyone a day off. Read More>>> Sandy Hook atrocities not who we really are December 21, 2012
Just a few random thoughts while going to check the Mayan calendar. Did it say anything about the end of the world being preceded by a blinding snowstorm? It didn’t? So, I guess this week was just another Nebraska snowstorm like we’re supposed to come to expect, and not the end of the world, huh? Read More>>> ‘Tis the season for a crowded email inbox December 14, 2012
Looks like I picked the wrong week to go a long stretch without checking email at home. In fact, it has been a week. When I opened it tonight, 112 new messages dropped in. Read More>>>
Don't expect to detect a common topic or theme in Russ Batenhorst's weekly column in the Hastings Tribune. Usually it's whatever slice-of-life observation pops into his head just in time to make the deadline for it to appear each Friday.